Sorry, more blonde jokes...

This is the story of two blondes who buy two mice.

When they bring them home, one of the two blondes says to the other:

- How are we going to recognize them?

- I know! I will cut the ear off one the mice so that we can differentiate them!

- Yes! You are intelligent!

During the night the mouse which does not have any more ear, complains:

- Why is it that he is allowed to have two ears and me only one???

On this, it bites the ear of the other.

The next morning the two blondes come to see the mice:

- Oh no! How will we know which is which when both have only one ear?

I will cut off the other ear!

- Good idea.

During the night the mouse which does not have any more ears says:

- Why it has one ear and me none?

On this, it begins to eat the ear of the other.

The following day, the two blondes awake:

- Oh no! They do not have any more ears! What should we do?

- Ok, I’ll cut the leg off my mouse!

- Good, good, ok!

And this continues to happen until there is nothing more than their head, body and tail.

- So what should we do now?

- Mm, wait…

- I know! You take the white one and I’ll have the black!



Why do blonde mothers seldom change the their baby’s nappies?

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???

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Because on the packing it is says: “Up to 19 kg”.

Enter the blondes...

A blonde is walking along a sidewalk and sees a small ant that is crying. She picks it up & puts it in the PALM OF HER HAND and says to him:

- Why do you cry little ant?

- Because it is my birthday and nobody celebrates it with me.

So, the blonde decides to sing to him:

“Happy birthday small ant! Happy birthday small ant!”

Then, CLAPPING

“Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday small ant!

The birthday is abruptly over...



A brunette, redhead and a blonde are together inside a building on fire. They begin to panic because the firemen have been unsuccessful & the lower floors are still ablaze. But just in time four good Samaritans come around the corner with a large blanket and try to save the girls. So they shout to the first:

- Go ahead, jump & we will catch you!

She jumps but as soon as she gets near the blanket the guy removes the blanket and lets the brunette crash to the ground. They call to the second to jump.

- Go ahead, jump! Sorry, we missed the first but this time we’ll definitely catch you!

She jumps but as soon as she gets near the blanket the guy removes the blanket and lets the redhead crash to the ground. They say to the third to jump (there remains only the blonde.)

- No! I am not stupid… put the blanket on the ground and move back; then I will jump!