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Morning Prayer

Our father who is at the office,
Let my work be light,
That the owners will leave on holiday,
And that our will is made
At the office as at the house.
Give us today a day off,
One week of recovery,
And a month of reflection.
Forgive us our absences,
As we also forgive,
Those which make us work.
Do not subject us to observation,
With the fall of wages,
With embargoes and overtime.
But deliver us from this hell.
Because it is with you that the capacity belongs
To increase our wages and our days off,
While decreasing our work,
Amen.