A blonde is walking along a sidewalk and sees a small ant that is crying. She picks it up & puts it in the PALM OF HER HAND and says to him:
- Why do you cry little ant?
- Because it is my birthday and nobody celebrates it with me.
So, the blonde decides to sing to him:
“Happy birthday small ant! Happy birthday small ant!”
Then, CLAPPING
“Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday small ant!
The birthday is abruptly over...
A brunette, redhead and a blonde are together inside a building on fire. They begin to panic because the firemen have been unsuccessful & the lower floors are still ablaze. But just in time four good Samaritans come around the corner with a large blanket and try to save the girls. So they shout to the first:
- Go ahead, jump & we will catch you!
She jumps but as soon as she gets near the blanket the guy removes the blanket and lets the brunette crash to the ground. They call to the second to jump.
- Go ahead, jump! Sorry, we missed the first but this time we’ll definitely catch you!
She jumps but as soon as she gets near the blanket the guy removes the blanket and lets the redhead crash to the ground. They say to the third to jump (there remains only the blonde.)
- No! I am not stupid… put the blanket on the ground and move back; then I will jump!
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